Douchebag Life

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This Flash title dropped around 2010. You play a guy. He gets thirty days to build up his looks before a big beach bash. Each morning you plan hours for shifts, gym boosts, store hunts and rest.

You track body points, swag levels and how many eyes turn your way. Gym lifts push up your muscle count. Tanning beds give you that deep glow. Fresh threads and new gear raise your street cred. You grind shifts to fund upgrades. Mini-games add quick gains.

You leave your place and clock in for shifts. You hunt new gear in shops then tackle weights at a busy gym. Evening arrives. You head to the sand for a fast tan. A simple clock spans all thirty days. On party night your final stats decide how you rule the scene. The humor cuts loose with crude jokes.